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You work a crappy job. You owe the bank or the government (or both!) a sum that could otherwise have purchased you a luxury sedan, or a kick-ass year in Europe. Instead, you have a BA in Enlight Lit. or History or Women’s Studies.

But not all is lost. You’re likely more thin and less smokey than your under-educated counterparts, and you’ll live longer, according to a Harvard study.

So take a moment to thank that piece of paper on your wall (or fridge) before you go to bed tonight. It’s bought you a few extra nights.